The Green Weenie Hot Sauce

Bite Back Before It Bites You

Every veteran knows The Green Weenie. This time, it’s your taste buds getting smoked—on purpose. Packed with jalapeño heat, bright citrus bite, and just enough Vidalia onion sweetness to let your guard down, this hot sauce is a delicious reminder that not all hits come from command.

With every splash, you get the sharp tang of lemon and vinegar, the kick of green pepper, and the bold punch of real onion flavor. It’s built for brave souls who can take the heat—and still laugh about it.